"Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
"Yes, it's perfectly normal to have all the windows open on the coldest day of the year."
"No, the boiler isn't broken, I turned the thermostat down."
"What did I come in here for?"
"Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
"I'm sure I've forgotten something......"
"Let me write that down before I forget."
"Crikey this house is freezing ~ who opened all the windows and turned the thermostat down on the coldest day of the year?"
"Now, what was I doing?"
"What's the word? It's on the tip of my tongue..." (clicks fingers, hopefully).
"Are you sure it's not too hot in here?"
"I love this film ~ I always cry at the sad bits/happy bits/all the way through bits.
"These aren't laughter lines ~ nothing could have been this funny!"
"I can't sleep, do you mind if I read?"
When clothes shopping. "Ooh that looks comfy/cool."
"I'm not buying anything for comfort or coolness."
"They've changed their sizes."
"The world's gone mad."
"That would have been a good photo but I forgot to bring the camera."
"I am not 53, I am 44 plus VAT."
"50 is the new 40."
"Are you sure it's not hot in here?"